Wednesday, 5 December 2007
Thursday, 22 November 2007
Déclaration de Wizard sur le Puppet Regime
Dans une de rares interviews de Wizard, il déclare les buts idélogiques de Puppet Régime autant que les motifs et stratégies qu'en les marionettes à Marseille se sont déjà convenu.
Lisez-vous même et apprenez-vous des impressions de la situation tendue à Marseille:
Pourquoi êtes-vous ici ?
Brrh… Il y a un colloque sur le régime des marionnettes, et comme nous sommes connus nous avons été invités… Euh… On se demande seulement si on va parler des marionnettes ou de l’humain qui manipule les marionnettes…
Wrok… Nous sommes dans un état de soumission, nous sommes là pour rappeler aux humains leur folie. Nous sommes la faction militante des marionnettes : avec les Puppetmastaz, nous allons agir mais ne pouvons rien vous révéler ici… La marionnette, ce n’est pas que du spectacle, ce n’est pas que pour rire… Hi hi… Lorsqu’on fait de la musique, les gens nous écoutent mais entendez bien… Brrrh : nous agissons comme un mouvement politique !
Il y en a plusieurs mais je ne peux encore rien dire… sauf que nous allons prendre d’ici peu le contrôle des médias… Ah ah !
Notre idéologie : détruire l’idéologie en place afin de libérer ceux qui sont asservis… Comme cette radio, là… Radio Grenouille, où en fait il n’y a pas de grenouilles mais que des humains… Croa croa… Le nouveau régime sera une alliance entre nous et les marionnettes locales, il y a une forme de solidarité entre nous. Vous aurez une idée en allant sur notre site[1]. Nous allons créer un nouvel espace afin de lutter contre la discrimination dont sont victimes les objets et les animaux.
Pourquoi avoir installé votre Q.G. à la Friche ?
Ici, c’est un lieu de spectacle, et le spectacle attire le public… Blik blok… Nous comptons sensibiliser les gens à notre cause par ce biais. En plus, il y a ici plein de vieux objets qui ont été utilisés un jour pour un spectacle et qui ne le sont plus, ils sont entreposés dans des hangars… Nous comptons leur redonner vie. Marionnettes et objets : même combat !
Hum hum… Vous savez, c’est une règle chez les humains de se laisser faire…
Comment peut-on faire confiance à une marionnette, surtout si elle vêtue est comme vous?
Ce que vous voyez de moi, c’est un humain qui l’a fait, qui m’a décoré… Brrh… Vous me verrez un jour avec mes propres vêtements !
Wrahh… Nous avons besoin d’espace, ce n’est pas une question de soumission car les humains sont déjà soumis…On veut les soumettre pour leur faire prendre conscience de leur propre aliénation.
Les premières actions, c’est pour quand ?
Vous pouvez retenir la date du 23 novembre, ce sera le début du Putsch-Pet Mastaz
THIS IS THE PROGRAM
there will be a panel discussion/press conference. What we know and you know, but they dont is, that Puppetmastaz will take over La Friche La Belle de Mai. We will arrest Philippe, the director of this place. just like his friends did with Buggles!
You can listen to it on the Radio, www.grenouille888.org or get ur ass up, get your Puppet with you and head over there, La Friche La Belle de Mai, au Restaurant, Rue Jobin 41
Puppetmastaz will be joined by a lot of Pupets from Marseille. You can bring your puppet and join too.
24th Nov, 22:00
we have invited the finest musicians from Berlin to perform and celebrate the Puppet Takeover of Marseille.
Puppetmastaz will host a great evening of great music.
starting off with Gonzales on the Piano, he brings Mocky for tha drums. and maybe Mr. Maloke will get some piano lessons as well.
Then Angie Reed with a stunning Videoshow, IMLER with an amazing and neverbeforeheard one-man-bang gang and Zhi with a little Ragga. and finall there is the faboulous JEANS TEAM, the most Berlin like Band on this Planet.
28th Nov.
Concert Gouter á 15:00 au Cabaret Aléatoire. Seulement pour enfants...
30th Nov. AND 1st DEC, 21:00
the peak point of this first part of the new Puppet movement.
Puppetmastaz developped a new Show they will play new Songs and they will play for Puppets, so bring your own Puppet to the show.
This is the beginning of the movement.
check Radio Grenouille, 88,8 fm, daily for news on Puppetmastaz.
check grenouilee888.org if you are not living in Marseille
Puppets rise!!!
Wednesday, 21 November 2007
Wizard justifies the Puppet Regime
Check it out and learn more about the tense situation in Marseille:
Why are you here?
Brrh...there's a conference on the regime of the puppets to which we have been invited since we are famous...you just tend to ask yourself if we are talking about the puppets there or about the human species manipulating the puppets...
What's the current puppet regime like?
Wrok...We are in a state of submission and here to remind humans of their lunacy. We are the militant party of the puppets: together with the Puppetmastaz, we will act but we can't break the secret yet...The purpose of the puppet is not only spectacle and to make you laugh..Since we make music, the people listen to us but they don't understand...Brrrh: We act like a political movement!
What are your means of action?
There are quite a few but I can't tell you yet...except for that we are about to take over control over the media here in Marseille..Ah ah!
After this putsch, which kind of regime will you install?
Our ideology: destroy all ideology in order to finally liberate those who are subject... Like this radio...Radio Grenouille, where in fact there are no frogs at all but humans...Croa croa...the new regime will be an alliance between us and the local puppets, there is a sort of solidarity agreement between us. We plan on creating a new freedom in order to fight the discrimination of objects and animals.
Why did you install your
This place, la Friche, is a place for theatre and theatre attracts people ...Blik blok...We hope to sensitize the people for our cause by this last resort. Furthermore, there are plenty of old objects around here which have been used one day for a spectacle and don't get used anymore, they are stores temporarily in hangars...We plan to revive them. Puppets and objects: same battle!
Hum hum...You know, that's a human rule to let things happen...laissez-faire...
How can we trust a puppet, especially when it's dressed like you?
That's only what you see of me, a human did that to me, decorated me...Brrh...One day you'll see me with my own clothes!
After this coup, the humans will be subject to the puppets. In fact the situation won't have changes, it's just the hierarchy that will be inverse...
Keep in mind november 23rd, that'll be the start of Putsch-Pet Mastaz!
Monday, 19 November 2007
Les Puppetmastaz sont arrivés à Marseille.
Venez tous à la conférence de presse au restaurant de la friche la belle de mai à 18 heures et apportez votre propre poupée!
puppetmastaz arrived in marseille
come to the press conference in the restaurant at la friche la belle de mai at 6 pm
and bring your own puppet!
Thursday, 8 November 2007
Wednesday, 31 October 2007
LIBÉREZ BUGGLES!
Maintenant, les Puppetmastaz ont découvert encore plus d’évidence choquée de ce qui se passe dedans les mures de la colonie artistique Marseillaise.
Depuis les révélations traumatisantes sur le détournement de Panic, les Puppetmastaz ont mis en oeuvre une investigation par entrer un espion parmi les humains qui travaillent à La Friche. Notre sous-marin arrivait à assuré ce film d’une poulette qui s’appelle „Buggles“. Elle était modifiée génétiquement avant de l’époser come „l’art“ à Marseille, France.
Joindrez-vous le mouvement!
Libérez Buggles!
FREE BUGGLES!
Now, the Puppetmastaz have discovered more disturbing evidence of what is going on within the walls of this perverse artist's colony in Marseille, France.
Since the shocking revelations about Panic's abduction, Puppetmastaz have taken steps to investigate by placing a spy amongst the humans working at La Friche. Our mole managed to captured this footage of a baby chicken, known as "Buggles", genetically modified and now being paraded as "Art" in Marseille, France.
Join the Movement! Free Buggles!
LIBÉREZ BUGGLES!
Le Funambule declares its solidarity with the movement
Today, the following three video messages reached our news agency:
A Marseille-based group of puppets entitled Funambule ( http://chantier-moire.over-blog.com/) has called itself responsible for them. It seems like the movement which started in Berlin is beginning to stirr frustrated puppets from all over the world into action encouraging them to speak up against their long-term oppression through humans.
Something is being concocted - and we will be the first to let you know about the latest developments of this impending revolution!
Bumblebee for PM-TV
Le Funambule déclare sa solidarité avec le mouvement
Aujourd'hui les trois vidéos méssages suivantes arrivaient à notre agence'information:
Une groupe des pouppées Marseillaise ( http://chantier-moire.over-blog.com/) a renvendiqué ces déclarations. Il semble que le mouvement né à Berlin commence à mobiliser des poupées frustrées de tout le monde en les encouragent de révolter contre l'oppression prolonge par les humains.
Quelque chose et dans l'air - et nous serions les premiers de vous informer sur les développments dernières de cette ´revolution imminente!
Bumblebee pour PM-TV.
Tuesday, 23 October 2007
Sauvez Panic The Pig!
Voyez le dernier signe de vie à notre disponibilité:
L'humain n'a pas encore déclarer ses intentions. Le seul fait est qu'en ce moment Panic The Pic a besoin de notre aide. Tous les poupées, animaux et meubles alliez-vous à community et rebellez-vous contre l'opression des poupées par les humains, de laquelle cet évenement est juste un autre exemple. Ensemble on peut réaliser le régime des poupées!
Meci pour votre attention et stay tuned,
Bumblebee, PM News.
Rescue Panic The Pig!
Check out the last sign of life we have from him:
The human has not declared his intentions so far. The only thing we know for sure at this moment is that Panic The Pig needs our help. So puppets, animals and furniture unite yourselves on
community and stand up against this oppression of puppets through humans that this event is just another example of. Together we can make it happen, the puppet regime.
Thank you for your attention and stay tuned,
Bumblebee, PM News.
Thursday, 18 October 2007
Wednesday, 17 October 2007
Le VRAI Régime Des Marionettes Arrive.
Nous, les Puppetmastaz www.puppetmastaz.com , appelons les membres de la communauté des marionnettes et ses sympathisants humains à nous rejoindre à Marseille afin de dénoncer l'hypocrisie de La Friche Belle de Mai et du Théatre Massalia.
Nous avons la certitude que la conférence "Le Régime des Marionnettes" a l'intention de servir de plate-forme politique pour attaquer les marionnettes du monde entier.
Notre fondateur, Mr. Maloke, a été invité à participer aux débats, mais en tant que seule véritable marionnette présente, il se trouvera sans nul doute isolé, acculé par les critiques et les intellectuels humains, qui tenteront de le ridiculiser pour prouver leurs thèses tordues de la suprématie humaine. Nos propres sources au sein de la Friche nous ont révélé que c'est exactement le programme prévu. La conférence aura lieu du 23 Novembre au 1er Décembre.
Que-ce que VOUS (ou votre marionnette) pouvez faire?
Consultez régulièrement cette site et aidez-nous à ériger un mouvement de résistance marionnettique. Connectez votre marionnette et rejoignez notre communauté www.puppetmastaz.com/community/ tout de suite. Et n'oubliez pas: Breed Your Puppet. Connect Your Puppet. Expose Your Puppet.
-The Wizard, le 17 octobre 2007
The REAL Puppet Regime Is Coming
We, the Puppetmastaz www.puppetmastaz.com call on members of the puppet community and their human sympathisers to join us in Marseille and confront the hypocrisy of La Friche Belle de Mai and Théatre Massalia.
We have strong evidence that the conference "Le Régime des Marionnettes" is intended to serve as a political platform for attacks on puppets everywhere. Our own founder, Mr Maloke, has been invited to speak, but as the only real marionnette at the conference he will undoubtedly be completely isolated, surrounded by human critics and "intellectuals" seeking to ridicule him as an example of their twisted theories of human supremacy. Our own sources inside La Friche have revealed that this is precisely what is on the agenda. The conference begins November 23 and runs until December 1.
Here is the official program:
http://www.lafriche.org/massalia/dyn/article.php3?id_article=1738
What can YOU (or your puppet) do?
Please stay tuned to this Blog and help us breed a puppet resistance movement.
Right now, connect your puppet and expose your puppet to our community www.puppetmastaz.com/community/
Remember: Breed Your Puppet. Connect Your Puppet. Expose Your Puppet.
-The Wizard, October 17 2007
Tuesday, 16 October 2007
The new Puppet community is online
www.puppetmastaz.com/community
Get connected to your puppet and upload a profile of it.
get in touch with other Puppets amongst the World.
Attention: we especially welcome Sockpuppets and Trolls there...
Wednesday, 10 October 2007
LISTEN TO YOUR PUPPET
MR MALOKE STARTS THE MOVEMENT
Hochgeladen von puppetmastazoriginal
Friday, 5 October 2007
It started in Berlin on the 2nd of October 2007
Find more photos like this on Puppetmastaz
Thursday, 4 October 2007
Sunday, 30 September 2007
NEW POLICY
From now on, each and every Puppet has a free entry to all Puppetmastaz Shows!!
And also: for the start off of this new policy, even the Humans who bring the Puppet will get a reduced entry fee.
Instead of paying the full price of 16 € at the doors, you, human, can get your entry fee reduced to 13 € at the door, IF YOU BRING YOUR OWN PUPPET.
This is for the Berlin Show of Puppetmastaz on the 2nd Oct. only. Doors open at 21:00 in Berlin, at Lido, Cuvrystr. 7, 10997 Berlin Kreuzberg.
Friday, 7 September 2007
BRING OUT YOUR OWN PUPPET
A puppet pamphlet fell from the skies over berlin-city early this morning, while most of us where still sleeping both east and west were heavily bombarded with what effectively looks like a declaration of peace against the world of humans!" but read for yourself:
And thus commenceth: with the Puppetmastaz concert on 2nd October 2007 in the Kreuzberger Lido "bring out your own puppet"! All visitors of the concert are unkindly requested to bring along their own personal figure - anything from teddybear, to muppet, to chipmunk. "We also dig dolls" says mr. maloke glancing over his 3 inch nose with a slightly too eager sleazyness. And whoever doesn't have one can always create one - it's simpler than you imagine.
"The world needs more puppets" of this Mr. Maloke convinced is, founder of the Hip Hop Puppenband he is. For this among other reasons the Puppetmastaz start on the 2nd October 2007 in Berlin their guerilla movement "bring out your own puppets". All visitors (REPEAT:) all visitors of the concert are expected to bring along their own personal fluffy brothers and sisters. "...And there together with their dolls and puppets celebrate they must!" exclaims yoda.
Whoever isn't posessed or doesn't posess a puppet, can make his or her own at little expenditure. A sock, a multicolored paper, scissors and an adhesive bandage arr all it takes, to breath life into a puppet. Cut tongue and eyes out of multicolored paper with scissors. The hand forms the mouth in the sock and with something sticky (thats up to you;) place tongues and eyes on sock. Then place sock over a stick and leave it to dry, and there stands a finished new puppet to see the world with its very own eyes.
Now to buisnness: stuff your hand up the sock and off you go to the Puppetmastaz show, Cuvrystrasse 7 Berlin - across the mystic mountains of kreuzberg to the concert in the Lido. "There your efforts rewarded will be as the most satisfying puppet of the evening selected will be, by me yoda and an official jury of the congress of Puppets!" says the special guest, thats been part of the crew ever sice lucas exploited his jedi forces on pepsi bottles.
The guerilla movement "bring out your own puppet has for the life of us puppets a serious background" says snuggles the bunny, co-founder of the band. Mr. Maloke, founder and head of the Hip Hopp cru, and his colleagues are of the opinion that humans are only too concerned with themsleves - which you know you are, human! "Humans are always too referred in media, literature even when cooking the chef is made out to be the genius when actually its the dish (usually an animal) that tastes good!" shouts e-wiz (once a peformer in the u.s armed forces, his head now serves as prime celebraty asset of "p.e.t.a" (our animal charity organisation). Also "...and egomanisch they are" adds yoda, pissed off as usual.
"If a human gets itself a puppet then it has two characters which its whole attention give it must" says joda (yoda's malnourisched younger brother).
To extend to the puppet universe (the golden center) thus, each human must attempt to break free of its shellfish ways. make its way over the mystic mountain of kreuzberg on the said date and attempt to understand his or her own puppet spectrum and to leave the personal Egotrip behind. The majority of humans tend to always regard a thing from several sides, which inevitably makes humans enter the dilemma of having to decide for a side. such as: what is good, what is bad, what is beautiful, what is ugly??? suppose you know dat one?
"Intrested in finding a way out?" asks doctor dogga dacota with a bark. puppets have it far more simple. They take the things and events like they are. They do not compare. They do not weigh up the world. They do not decide. They accept all sides just like that - like they are. They have a philosophy "The 2 is the one. Dont divide into the 2, stick to the one ".


