Friday, 7 September 2007

BRING OUT YOUR OWN PUPPET

Breaking news*** breaking news***:breaking news*** breaking news***"breaking news***

A puppet pamphlet fell from the skies over berlin-city early this morning, while most of us where still sleeping both east and west were heavily bombarded with what effectively looks like a declaration of peace against the world of humans!" but read for yourself:


And thus commenceth: with the Puppetmastaz concert on 2nd October 2007 in the Kreuzberger Lido "bring out your own puppet"! All visitors of the concert are unkindly requested to bring along their own personal figure - anything from teddybear, to muppet, to chipmunk. "We also dig dolls" says mr. maloke glancing over his 3 inch nose with a slightly too eager sleazyness. And whoever doesn't have one can always create one - it's simpler than you imagine.

"The world needs more puppets" of this Mr. Maloke convinced is, founder of the Hip Hop Puppenband he is. For this among other reasons the Puppetmastaz start on the 2nd October 2007 in Berlin their guerilla movement "bring out your own puppets". All visitors (REPEAT:) all visitors of the concert are expected to bring along their own personal fluffy brothers and sisters. "...And there together with their dolls and puppets celebrate they must!" exclaims yoda.

Whoever isn't posessed or doesn't posess a puppet, can make his or her own at little expenditure. A sock, a multicolored paper, scissors and an adhesive bandage arr all it takes, to breath life into a puppet. Cut tongue and eyes out of multicolored paper with scissors. The hand forms the mouth in the sock and with something sticky (thats up to you;) place tongues and eyes on sock. Then place sock over a stick and leave it to dry, and there stands a finished new puppet to see the world with its very own eyes.

Now to buisnness: stuff your hand up the sock and off you go to the Puppetmastaz show, Cuvrystrasse 7 Berlin - across the mystic mountains of kreuzberg to the concert in the Lido. "There your efforts rewarded will be as the most satisfying puppet of the evening selected will be, by me yoda and an official jury of the congress of Puppets!" says the special guest, thats been part of the crew ever sice lucas exploited his jedi forces on pepsi bottles.

The guerilla movement "bring out your own puppet has for the life of us puppets a serious background" says snuggles the bunny, co-founder of the band. Mr. Maloke, founder and head of the Hip Hopp cru, and his colleagues are of the opinion that humans are only too concerned with themsleves - which you know you are, human! "Humans are always too referred in media, literature even when cooking the chef is made out to be the genius when actually its the dish (usually an animal) that tastes good!" shouts e-wiz (once a peformer in the u.s armed forces, his head now serves as prime celebraty asset of "p.e.t.a" (our animal charity organisation). Also "...and egomanisch they are" adds yoda, pissed off as usual.
"If a human gets itself a puppet then it has two characters which its whole attention give it must" says joda (yoda's malnourisched younger brother).

To extend to the puppet universe (the golden center) thus, each human must attempt to break free of its shellfish ways. make its way over the mystic mountain of kreuzberg on the said date and attempt to understand his or her own puppet spectrum and to leave the personal Egotrip behind. The majority of humans tend to always regard a thing from several sides, which inevitably makes humans enter the dilemma of having to decide for a side. such as: what is good, what is bad, what is beautiful, what is ugly??? suppose you know dat one?

"Intrested in finding a way out?" asks doctor dogga dacota with a bark. puppets have it far more simple. They take the things and events like they are. They do not compare. They do not weigh up the world. They do not decide. They accept all sides just like that - like they are. They have a philosophy "The 2 is the one. Dont divide into the 2, stick to the one ".

No comments: