As our field correspondent Urango-thang reports today, Panic The Pig has been taken hostage by a cruel German human being this afternoon. He is held in a slaughterhouse in Marseille.
Check out the last sign of life we have from him:
The human has not declared his intentions so far. The only thing we know for sure at this moment is that Panic The Pig needs our help. So puppets, animals and furniture unite yourselves on
community and stand up against this oppression of puppets through humans that this event is just another example of. Together we can make it happen, the puppet regime.
Thank you for your attention and stay tuned,
Bumblebee, PM News.
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